Our server is now using the new recommended build of bukkit, our tests show that it is very stable so we put it up onto the main server. We remade all the worlds. We have kept creative_old.

The addresses are still the same at clint.is-a-geek.com, mc.clintisageek.com.

The address is still the same at clint.is-a-geek.com but we have also added mc.clintisageek.com cause that’s probably easier to remember.

We started a clan on Super Deformed Gundam Capsule Fighter Online. Click here to join

I’m also starting a clan page on the site here, and soon we’ll have a Ventrillo server set up again.

Stay tuned for details.

]]> http://custompc.tv/ciag/created-a-sdgo-clan/feed/ 0 http://custompc.tv/ciag/sdgo_is_here/ http://custompc.tv/ciag/sdgo_is_here/#comments Fri, 02 Dec 2011 02:46:20 +0000 Clint Theriault http://7.47 It’s here, the North American version of SD Gundam Online. It’s free and better yet, IT’S IN ENGLISH!!! Thank god!! Basically think of it like Pokemon but with Gundams, and a Third Person Shooter, and not really like Pokemon in any real way, but for some reason it reminds me of Pokemon, and I think this is turning into a run on sentence, but I’m not quite sure, any ways SDGO PLAY IT!!

So yeah that’s what I’ll be doing the next little while…

[SDGO OGPlanet]

The address is the same as always clint.is-a-geek.com

We also have a backup server set up and running in-case we ever have any outages. We’ve already used it once with good success.

I also changed the backup script, hopefully now it should work. ^_^

Also I have started documenting the updates here on my site. More to come in the next few weeks…

I hope to see some of you there, I’m going as I do every year.

We’re not a sponsor, but we’ll still be there.

If you go, you better have a good gaming rig.

There is e2defrag, but I’m using ext4, e4defrag is designed specifically for this purpose as demand for a defrag tool slowly rises, but there isn’t a stable release yet and it doesn’t look like there’s going to be one any time soon. The common advise is to backup to new drives and format and restore all your data. If this was just an OS partition I would be ok with this, but this is a 6tb RAID drive with over 5tb of files on it! To back that up would take weeks at it’s current speed, WEEKS! I needed a defrag tool.

Hidden in the depths of the Ubuntu fourms I came across a python script called pyfragtools. Originally written in may 2006 by jdong It uses rsync, filefrag and a few other tools to automatically defrag a specified partition file by file. A simple technique but an effective one, not as powerful as a full partition aware format tool but useful nonetheless. However over the years this script became less and less useful as the original Author gave up on the project. Thankfully webbertiger has continued the work on the project and there is a well working version residing on the last few pages on the fourm post. After running this tool my RAID5 is back to normal performance. The main thing I like about this script is that it’s fairly safe to use and it supports virtually any filesystem Linux supports!

I must warn you though that this tool is not designed to be run while the drive is being written to, so make sure it’s not being used while you defrag. That in mind, with pyfragtools you eat your py and defrag it too!

pyfragtools

It sounds like a weird little experiment to me though, it might be a good idea for testing out a motherboard, but for a permanent solution I don’t think it’s a good idea. Still you cannot deny that it is pretty neat, you can just use the box the motherboard comes in as a case! This isn’t the first time this idea has come across, Hak.5 did a segment on this a few weeks ago, and cardboard box cases have always floated around the internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4spLDtzkgk

This definitely would not be a good idea with larger boards with hotter surfaces and more computer to hold together, but for your cheap piece of crap ITX board I suppose it fits to have a cheap piece of crap case.

Asus turns motherboard packaging into a PC case – Computer Chips & Hardware Technology | Geek.com.

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRbEh_58XmI

Another post in my ongoing series of How-To segments on how to get old games to work on Windows 7. Starcraft 1

Thanks to the guys at Blizzard this tutorial doesn’t involve that many steps. Basically all we have to do is download the latest version of Starcraft and do a simple registry hack to fix the color mode. All the hard work with permisions and such are done for us by the new Blizzard installer.

First off this is for the first Starcraft game, and the goal for this tutorial is to have this game 100% playable without having to run this game as admin, or by using any weird compatibility settings (well except one small reg key). Second, this method does not require any of the original discs so if you lost it or if you have annoying cousins that like to break or scratch your discs, you can still install Starcraft. Third, in order to use this method you absolutely NEED a VALID Starcraft 1 CD-Key!! This will not work with pirated or generated CD-Keys. None of my tutorials are designed to work with pirated games. If you want to pirate this game go ask somewhere else!!

Step 1. Install Starcraft from Battle.net

While there may not be many steps, they sure are time intensive. If you already know how to install this game from battle.net or you don’t like the battle.net way and want to do it by yourself, then you can just skip on ahead to step 2 which fixes the color issue.

• Ok in order to download anything from Battle.net you need an account there. If you don’t already have one, go there now to set one up, they are free.
• Now that that’s done and you confirmed your E-mail address and all that nonsense, you gotta find your Starcraft CD-Key.
  • Ohh you did find it? Great now go here to enter it in so you can download Starcraft: Anthology. Anthology is just what they named Starcraft: Broodwar. Which is nice cause I didn’t buy BroodWar I only bought Starcraft, but here I am getting the expansion for free, thanks Blizzard!! Ok hopefully it took your CD-Key and now there should be an option to download it for Windows. Be sure to copy your NEW CD-Key as this is the only one that works on the Battle.net version of Starcraft.
  • Can’t find your CD-Key? Well thats too bad, but all is not lost you can still buy one from the same site. Here’s a link. Be sure to choose Starcraft: Anthology.
  • If you just bought the game it basically does the same thing and gives you a link to download the installer. Be sure to copy the cd-key so you can use it with the installer.
• When you click on the link for the game it downloads the installer that downloads the game’s installer, I know it sounds dumb but that’s how this stuff usually works. Choose a place where you want to download the installer and click next, this process is pretty much the same as any MMORPG downloader so you just have to sit and wait for it to download.
• The actual installer is fairly simple, basicly just click next and enter in the new CD-Key when it asks. Then when every EULA is accepted and all the Nexts pressed, you wait for it to install, once it’s done there should only be a few Nexts left. Then BAM a link shows up on your desktop and Starcraft is now ready to go…

BUT WAIT!! Now the graphics are all weird, WTF?? Ohh wait, it plays fine in the playable part of the game, only the menus are messed up. That should be good enough right?? NO!! Only lazy people stop here! If you’re like me and demand FULL compatibility, go to the next step.

Step 2: Compatibility hack.

Ok before I start this I am going to explain what these files do and why they are needed. If you have windows XP you do not need this hack and the game should already work fine for you. I don’t think Vista needs this either so try the game first before you do this.

Ok all these files do is activate a hidden compatibility mode that is only needed for a few games. It tells Windows that this game requires a custom pallet for it’s 256 color mode. Windows is supposed to detect this automatically, but for some reason it doesn’t work well with a few games, this is a very intermittent problem so there are many different things that might set it off and just as many things that might fix it. This is the one trick that seems to always fix it.

• There are two reg files, one for 32bit versions of windows, and one for 64bit versions. Only open the reg file for the version of windows that you have. If it’s Windows 7 you probably have 64bit. But if you only have 3gigs or lower for ram it’s probably 32bit. If you choose the wrong one it shouldn’t do anything bad, I just don’t want to add unnecessary clutter to your registry. Right click and save link as to download…

32bit Windows 7 Registry key

64bit Windows 7 Registry Key

• Just open the file and allow the changes to be merged into your Registry.

And there you go, the game should now work fine. Sometimes you have to restart in order to see any difference. This same trick should also work with Diablo II, but I have yet to test that and you also need different reg files. So that’s probably what I’m going to work on for my next tutorial.

Click here for more

ANYWAYS… How to install the PC version FF7, on modern computers.

First off, I’ve seen a number of sites telling people to turn off UAC, DO NOT DO THIS!! UAC is VERY important security wise and turning it off will open a HUGE amount of security flaws!! I will NEVER advise people to do this and the internet would be a better place if everyone else did the same. All of my tutorials assume UAC is active and you should never have to turn it off to get your games running.

Second, this particular tutorial assumes that Compatibility Mode is off, it wont work right if it’s on. If you don’t know what compatibility mode is then don’t worry, the default settings are fine.

This tutorial is largely focused on Windows 7 as that is what I use, but these instructions should also work on Vista and XP. This method is designed to work with the original game, many pirated copies of this game will NOT work with this tutorial. I haven’t been able to get this to work with a no-cd cracks so don’t try that either. If you already know how to install FF7 and it’s updates just skip on ahead to step 3.

Step ONE: Install FF7

• Using the INSTALL DISK right click on the program called “ff7inst.exe” and choose “run as administrator”. If you’re using xp just double click on it.
• Ok click next on the “Welcome” screen with Areith on it. This should bring you to the “select components” screen with Cloud on it, here you should deselect all three options. We don’t want any of these outdated files on our systems.
• On the “Setup Type” screen with Tifa on it, be sure to choose “Maximum install” (very important).
• The “Choose Destination Location” screen with Barret on it isn’t too important I like to choose “c:Program Files (x86)Final Fantasy VII” but I’m weird that way. Just click next here.
• Click next on the “Select Program Folder” Screen with Yuffie on it. (anyone else think her smile is creepy in that pic?)
• After this Vincent should start up right away and install the files over. Once that’s done the FF7 cd will brag about how awesome it’s 3d technology is and bug you about the also equally awesome 3d drivers on the cd. Ignore this message as they obviously don’t know what there talking about. This game was glitchy as hell from day one and even in it’s day the graphics were average at best. DO NOT USE THE DRIVERS ON THE DISK!!
• When the read-me pops up make sure you read the part about the controls, as they are pretty f’d up and it’ll probably mess you up later if you don’t remember what these are (You can change them later in the game don’t worry).

STEP TWO: The official 1.02 patch

• In a attempt to fix there f-up Edios released a patch for ff7 to try and fix some of it’s graphics problems, this worked for windows 98, but there’s still allot left to be desired from this update. Still though, it does still fix a few things so make sure you install this. Download the patch from one of these links.

Download Link <– Includes alternate languages.

• Inside that zip file are the “fixed” .exe files for FF7. Overwrite the files in your ff7 folder (Probably c:program filessquare soft, incfinal fantasy vii), with the files from the zip.

STEP THREE: the FF7_OpenGL mod.

This mod is a brilliant piece of programming by Aali from the Qhimm Forums. It translates the graphics instructions from FF7 into OpenGL instructions that most modern graphics cards can understand. He’s also added a number of other changes including some patches that fix glitches that destroyed a few parts of the game (mostly the mini-games). Here is where you can download this.

Download Link <– Check the LAST post. (he used to have a link on the first post but it keeps getting removed for some reason.) Check the LAST post on that topic (probably on page 2)

• Ok applying this mod is fairly simple, same as the 1.02 patch, just copy the entire contents of the zip file into your FF7 folder.

Now this is the part where some people were saying to turn off UAC, you don’t need to. There are two options, the easy way is to change the compatibility mode for ff7 and ff7config to always run as administrator, it works fine but I don’t like it because it gives the game admin rights, there is another way to make it so the game will run without compromising security.

STEP FOUR: Changing FF7 Security Settings.

If you are using XP you can ignore this step because XP doesn’t have UAC.

• browse to where your FF7 folder is stored, since mine is saved in “c:program files (x86)final fantasy vii” I would browse to “c:program files (x86)” If your ff7 is in “c:program filessquare soft, incfinal fantasy vii” then browse to “c:program filessquare soft, inc”
• Next right click on the “Final Fantasy VII” folder and click on “Properties”, then choose the “Security” tab near the top of the window. After that click on the “Advanced” button.
• This windows shows you the security settings for the FF7 folder, what we need to do is give the user group “Users” full access to this folder. This will allow ff7 to write to it’s own folder without giving it admin access. This will also make modifying the files in this folder easier because UAC won’t bug you every time you want to change something.
• We do this by clicking on the “Change Permissions…” button, next double-click on the entry that say’s something like “Users(Name of your computer/Users) Read & Execute”.
• Next check the “Full Control” check box, then click ok. Near the bottom of the “Advanced Security Settings for Final Fantasy VII” window, there is a checkbox that says “Replace all child object permissions with inheritable permissions from this object”, make sure that box is checked. Then click ok, then next. You can close out of all the other windows now.

This should make it so you can now change the display settings without any problems.

STEP FIVE: Changing the display settings.

• Run FF7Config.exe, Click on the “Graphics” tab and set the “Renderer” drop down option to “Custom” it should give you a message about passing a test, just click ok on that, then click ok to exit the program.

Technically your done. You can play the game to your hearts content, the game works 100% the way it was intended. But what if you don’t want to play it a it was intended. In addition to the graphics fixes that the ff7_OpenGL provides it also provides a small set of other tweaks that you can turn on if you wish.

The only thing I’m gonna cover here is setting a custom resolution, there are a number of cool hacks in the same file but I’m not gonna spoil the surprise by telling you what they are….

• Open the ff7_opengl.cfg file in notepad or some other basic text editing tool.
• Scroll down to the area that says “window_size_x = 0″, the settings in this section lets you change the resolution to whatever you want, I’m going to change them like this….

# set the window size (and fullscreen resolution) of FF7
# 0 means use original resolution (whatever ff7.exe provides)
# preserve_aspect adds black borders as needed to preserve a 4:3 aspect ratio
window_size_x = 1024
window_size_y = 768
preserve_aspect = yes
fullscreen = yes

OPTIONAL STEP SIX: Changing the music.

The built in music sucks as it’s midi, but don’t worry there’s a way to fix that!

The folks over at the Qhimm forums have been working on this one for a while, but basically what it does is it mutes the midi music and plays a remastered version of the original PSX version of the music in the background. It checks what part of the game you’re in and what song is supposed to be playing, then it plays the appropriate remastered version. This gives a closer representation of the original PSX music. The best part of this is that you can change it to play whatever you want.

There is an easy installer file available here…

Download Link <– Check the first post

• Ok install the program with the default settings, then browse to the root of the c drive (C:/)
• Ok if you’re running Windows XP you’re done, you don’t have to do the next few steps.
• Here I want you to do the same thing as we did with the Final Fantasy VII folder. Give the users group full access, this way ff7music can write to it’s own folder without having to be run as admin.
• right click on the ff7music folder and choose “Properties”, then switch over to the “Security” tab, next click the “Advanced” button.
• Click on the “Change Permissions…” button, next double-click on the entry that say’s something like “Users(Name of your computer/Users) Read & Execute”.
• Next check the “Full Control” check box, then click ok. Near the bottom of the “Advanced Security Settings for FF7Music” window, there is a checkbox that says “Replace all child object permissions with inheritable permissions from this object”, make sure that box is checked. Then click ok, then next. You can close out of all the other windows now.

And you’re done. In order to use the ff7music mod you have to first open ff7music, then run the game. The installer also includes a icon that does this for you, it should be on the desktop named “Final Fantasy VII”.

Other mods:

As you’ve probably noticed everything here is from the Qhimm forums, there are a ton of other mods on that site and I highly recommend going there and checking it out for yourself. Also if anybody has any questions or problems feel free to check the Qhimm forums for answers or just ask below in the comments.

http://forums.qhimm.com/index.php?board=19.0

ANYWAYS… How to install the PC version FF7, on modern computers.

First off, I’ve seen a number of sites telling people to turn off UAC, DO NOT DO THIS!! UAC is VERY important security wise and turning it off will open a HUGE amount of security flaws!! I will NEVER advise people to do this and the internet would be a better place if everyone else did the same. All of my tutorials assume UAC is active and you should never have to turn it off to get your games running.

This tutorial is largely focused on Windows 7 as that is what I use, but these instructions should also work on Vista and XP. This method is designed to work with the original game, many pirated copies of this game will NOT work with this tutorial. I have also not managed to get this to work with any no-cd cracks so don’t try that either. If you know how to install FF7 and it’s updates already just skip on ahead to step 3.

Step ONE: Install FF7

• Using the INSTALL DISK right click on the program called “ff7inst.exe” and choose “run as administrator”. If you’re using xp just double click on it.
• Ok click next on the “Welcome” screen with Areith on it. That should bring you to the “select components” screen with Cloud on it, here you should deselect all three options. We don’t want any of these outdated files on our systems.
• On the “Setup Type” screen with Tifa on it, be sure to choose “Maximum install” (very important).
• The “Choose Destination Location” screen with Barret on it isn’t too important I like to choose “c:Program Files (x86)Final Fantasy VII” but I’m weird that way. Just click next here.
• Click next on the “Select Program Folder” Screen with Yuffie on it. (anyone else think her smile is creepy in that pic?)
• After this Vincent should start up right away and install the files over. Once that’s done the FF7 cd will brag about how awesome it’s 3d technology is and bug you about the also equally awesome 3d drivers on the cd. Ignore this message as they obviously don’t know what there talking about. This game was glitchy as hell from day one and even in it’s day the graphics were average at best. DO NOT USE THE DRIVERS ON THE DISK!!
• When the read-me pops up make sure you read the part about the controls, as they are f’d up and it’ll probably mess you up later if you don’t remember what these are (You can change them later in the game don’t worry).

STEP TWO: The official 1.02 patch

• In a attempt to fix there f-up Edios released a patch for ff7 to try and fix some of it’s graphics problems, this worked for windows 98, but there’s still allot left to be desired from this update. Still though, it does still fix a few things so make sure you install this. Download the patch from one of these links.

Link 1 <– Includes alternate languages

• Inside that zip file are the “fixed” .exe files for FF7. Overwrite the files in your ff7 folder (Probably c:program filessquare soft, incfinal fantasy vii), with the files from the zip.

STEP THREE: the FF7_OpenGL mod.

This mod is a brilliant piece of programming by Aali from the Qhimm Forums. It translates the graphics instructions from FF7 into OpenGL instructions that modern systems can understand. He’s also added a number of other changes including some patches that fix glitches that destroyed a few parts of the game (mostly the mini-games). Here is where you can download this.

Link 1 <– Check the first post.

• Ok applying this mod is fairly simple, same as the 1.02 patch, just copy the entire contents of the zip file into your FF7 folder.

Now this is the part where some people were saying to turn off UAC, you don’t need to. There are two options, the easy way is to change the compatibility mode for ff7 and ff7config to always run as administrator, it works fine but I don’t like it because it gives the game admin rights, there is another way to make it so the game will run without compromising security.

STEP FOUR: Changing FF7 Security Settings.

If you are using XP you can ignore this step because XP doesn’t have UAC. Also if your lazy you could just run FF7 as admin and skip all this. (not recommended)

• browse to where your FF7 folder is stored, since mine is saved in “c:program files (x86)final fantasy vii” I would browse to “c:program files (x86)”  If your ff7 is in “c:program filessquare soft, incfinal fantasy vii” then browse to “c:program filessquare soft, inc”
• Next right click on the “Final Fantasy VII” folder and click on “Properties”, then choose the “Security” tab near the top of the window. After that click on the “Advanced” button.
• This windows shows you the security settings for the FF7 folder, what we need to do is give the user group “Users” full access to this folder. This will allow ff7 to write to it’s own folder without giving it admin access. This will also make modifying the files in this folder easier because UAC won’t bug you every time you want to change something.
• We do this by clicking on the “Change Permissions…” button, next double-click on the entry that say’s something like “Users(Name of your computer/Users)   Read & Execute”.
• Next check the “Full Control” check box, then click ok. Near the bottom of the “Advanced Security Settings for Final Fantasy VII” window, there is a checkbox that says “Replace all child object permissions with inheritable permissions from this object”, make sure that box is checked. Then click ok, then next. You can close out of all the other windows now.

This should make it so you can now change the display settings without any problems.

STEP FIVE: Changing the display settings.

• Run FF7Config.exe, Click on the “Graphics” tab and set the “Renderer” drop down option to “Custom” it should give you a message about passing a test, just click ok on that, then click ok to exit the program.

Technically your done. You can play the game to your hearts content, the game works 100% the way it was intended. But what if you don’t want to play it a it was intended. In addition to the graphics fixes that the ff7_OpenGL provides it also provides a small set of other tweaks that you can turn on if you wish.

The only thing I’m gonna cover here is setting a custom resolution, there are a number of cool hacks in the same file but I’m not gonna spoil the surprise by telling you what they are….

• Open the ff7_opengl.cfg file in notepad or some other basic text editing tool.
• Scroll down to the area that says “window_size_x = 0″, the settings in this section lets you change the resolution to whatever you want, I’m going to change them like this….

# set the window size (and fullscreen resolution) of FF7
# 0 means use original resolution (whatever ff7.exe provides)
# preserve_aspect adds black borders as needed to preserve a 4:3 aspect ratio
window_size_x = 1024
window_size_y = 768
preserve_aspect = yes
fullscreen = yes

OPTIONAL STEP SIX: Changing the music.

The built in music sucks as it’s midi, but don’t worry there’s a way to fix that!

The folks over at the Qhimm forums have been working on this one for a while, but basically what it does is it mutes the midi music and plays the original PSX version of the music in the background. It checks what part of the game you’re in and what song is supposed to be playing, then it plays the appropriate song. The best part of this is that you can change it to play whatever you want.

There is an easy installer file available here…

Link 1 <– Check the first post

• Ok install the program with the default settings, then browse to the root of the c drive (C:/)
• Ok if you’re running Windows XP you’re done, you don’t have to do the next few steps. And again you could just run everything as admin and ignore all this, but I recommend against it.
• Here I want you to do the same thing as we did with the Final Fantasy VII folder. Give the users group full access, this way ff7music can write to it’s own folder without having to be run as admin.
• right click on the ff7music folder and choose “Properties”, then switch over to the “Security” tab, next click the “Advanced” button.
• Click on the “Change Permissions…” button, next double-click on the entry that say’s something like “Users(Name of your computer/Users)   Read & Execute”.
• Next check the “Full Control” check box, then click ok. Near the bottom of the “Advanced Security Settings for FF7Music” window, there is a checkbox that says “Replace all child object permissions with inheritable permissions from this object”, make sure that box is checked. Then click ok, then next. You can close out of all the other windows now.

And you’re done. In order to use the ff7music mod you have to first open ff7music, then run the game. The installer also includes a icon that does this for you, it should be on the desktop named “Final Fantasy VII”.

Other mods:

As you’ve probably noticed everything here is from the Qhimm forums, there are a ton of other mods on that site and I highly recommend going there and checking it out for yourself.

http://forums.qhimm.com/index.php?board=19.0

Fragapalooza is an annual video game festival/LAN party that takes place in or near Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. This year it’s taking place in Leduc at the Leduc Recreation Center on the  Aug 5th to Aug 8th. Fragapalooza is primarily a B.Y.O.C. (Bring Your Own Computer) event where attendees bring their own computer and play PC or console games on their network.

My favorite thing to build is Gaming rigs and there are going to a lot of other enthusiasts like me there. I plan on having fun playing games with other people, talking to fellow system builders and seeing what crazy systems other people have made. There are no breaks between days as this is a all night long event. I don’t think I’m gonna try and stay up the entire time this year like I tried to do last year, as it didn’t go too well.

If you’re interested there’s still a little time left to register before the seats are full. For more information go to Fragapalooza.com

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Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled ‘Gentlemen Only….Ladies Forbidden’… and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola bottles were originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:

Alaska

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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this…)

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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:

$ 16,400

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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:

61,000

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair..

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades – King David

Hearts – Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds – Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x
111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn’t added until 5 years later.

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter ‘A’?

A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?

A. Honey

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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Father’s Day

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In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase…’Goodnight, sleep tight’.

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’

It’s where we get the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’

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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. ‘Wet your whistle’ is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when…

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave..

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web -site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.

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NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to! Go lick your elbow. Education is the best provision for the journey to old age.